lollipops. what do they do? what is their purpose in life? well for thse avid researchers who can't be bothered to research, this guide is for you. hence the name brgte (bored researcher's guide to everything) firstly, I would like to add that this is not a potato so it will not taste very nice (even when fried)however, this post does contain nut traces, so if you have an allergy to nuts, then I woud advise not reading this post. hence the name nanpp(nut allergy non-potato post). I will now start the tutorial thingy.
when time began, the world was inhabited only by strange creatures named lollipopitids. they then evolved (over tim) into hugely deliberately adrenalin-packed things called chupa chups. Then they all got jobs. Getting jobs was a MONUMENTAL mistake: they all got bored simultaneously, andmoved on to a diferent job. thus, the stock market crashed. It crashed because a stock-broker was such a boring job, thet no-one wanted to be one. now, most of them spend their lifes in bright rewd concentration camps being chosen, and then eaten. now let us remember all the brave lollipopitids who died for this country. I*sniff* LOVE *sniff* YOU *sniff* GUYS WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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